MOMMIE CHEATED ON ME
I don't like to spread gossip, but Mommie cheated on me.
I looked out the window and there she was - petting Loud Mouth. I don't know what she sees in that loathsome character.
I am going to have to work on my purring because apparently he purrs louder than I do. I haven't heard him purr, but if Mommie says he does, then I guess he does.
There she was rubbing his belly and cooing to him. Mommie coos to me too
and I know exactly what each coo means. She was saying the same things to HIM. Mommie actually invited that good-for-nothing old coot into the house. And, he came in!!! But as soon as he saw me he ran for his life out the door.
every internal rule I have, but I am going to have to ask Patches for help. Patches doesn't like him either but for a different reason. Patches doesn't care whether Mommie pets him or not. All he cares about is his food. And, that slouch, Loud Mouth, ate all
of the food Mommie set outside (he he). Sometimes Patches uses the outdoor food for snacks. So now Patches is mad too.
Mommie suspected what I was going to do, so she decided only one of us could be outside with Loud Mouth at any time.
She knows that Loud Mouth is bigger than me, but together Patches and I could do a number on him.
I know Mommie loves me, but she is MY Mommie. Loud Mouth can't have her!
THE TWINS – AGAIN!!
been a while since Keith (bacon) and Kevin (tuna) came over for a visit, so I was happy to see them again yesterday. Well, sort of happy.
Since Big Mouth has been hanging around the house, they started trying to catch him to play with him.
Big Mouth was having none of that. He kept coming my way hoping (I think) that the boys would jump on me instead of him. How right he was!
Kevin held me down while Keith petted me and tried to pull my tail. I let out a LOUD wail when he
pulled too hard on it. Kevin dropped me down the steps and Keith tripped over me as I fell to the ground. When they went crying to Mommie, it was I who got blamed.
Mommie looked at me and decided I should be nice to the boys; after all
they were visitors. I tried very hard to be nice, but it just wasn't going to be in the picture. I climbed up the tree on the east side of the house and hid there until they went home.
When I wasn't available, Patches happened onto the
scene. Patches is so big and fat there was enough cat for both of them to pet. That seemed to work out better.
After the boys left, Patches gave me a lecture that I don't think Mommie would even be able to handle. He said if I ever did
that to him again, he would see to it that he would tell on me for everything I did – especially the bad stuff. Of course, I have never heard him tell on me about the good (?) stuff I do.
Mommie was upset with me and very happy with
Patches. I know Mommie loves me anyway.